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The martial art of hugging has only three rules.
1st Rule: Try not to headbutt your opponent while bowing.
2nd Rule: Try not to fall over while bowing.
3rd Rule: Dont eat the yellow belt
Competitive hugging has one main technique – hug your opponent to submission until there’s no one left standing, including you.